politics

Blasphemy from Shipscook 17 hours old

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect ...

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here from Shipscook 1 day old

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a ...

Lemmy Peerage News from Shipscook 15 days old

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting ...

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on from Shipscook 15 days old

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous ...

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts from Shipscook 17 days old

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs ...

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker from Shipscook 21 days old

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis ...

A Letter from No.10 arrives from Shipscook 24 days old

Dalek Sek was excited. "You have a letter from the Prime Manager's office" he said his eye stalk taking in next door's For Sale notice "I see no one ...

BNP on Question Time from Shipscook 29 days old

No matter how horrible Nick Griffin's policies are,in a democracy he has the right to express them. The people who are protesting outside the BBC also ...

Today's News: Vatican Nectar Points, Dodgy Parliamentary Expenses and Boris Island from Shipscook 31 days old

A couple of things tickled me from the papers today First the story about how the Pope plans to make it easier for old farts from the Anglican community ...

Forget the Knighthood lets go for a Peerage from Shipscook 35 days old

I see from the papers that Call me Dave, should he win the next election, is planning to fill the House of Lords with celebs like Kirstie Allsop, hoping ...