politics

Lemmy Peerage News from Shipscook 9 days old

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting ...

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on from Shipscook 10 days old

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous ...

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts from Shipscook 12 days old

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs ...

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker from Shipscook 16 days old

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis ...

A Letter from No.10 arrives from Shipscook 19 days old

Dalek Sek was excited. "You have a letter from the Prime Manager's office" he said his eye stalk taking in next door's For Sale notice "I see no one ...

BNP on Question Time from Shipscook 24 days old

No matter how horrible Nick Griffin's policies are,in a democracy he has the right to express them. The people who are protesting outside the BBC also ...

Today's News: Vatican Nectar Points, Dodgy Parliamentary Expenses and Boris Island from Shipscook 26 days old

A couple of things tickled me from the papers today First the story about how the Pope plans to make it easier for old farts from the Anglican community ...

Forget the Knighthood lets go for a Peerage from Shipscook 30 days old

I see from the papers that Call me Dave, should he win the next election, is planning to fill the House of Lords with celebs like Kirstie Allsop, hoping ...

Nobel Prize from Shipscook 37 days old

I'm not knocking the guy, but isn't it a bit early to start dishing out the Nobel Peace Prize to Barrack Obama. He's only been in power a few months ...

Tory Bastards from Shipscook 41 days old

So George Osbourne is set to announce a Tory government will raise state retirement age to 66 from 2016. Fuck right off you Tory bastards I have worked ...