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I Haz it Off! from Shipscook 3 days old

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no ...

Four Great Religious Truths from Shipscook 3 days old

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should ...

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts from Shipscook 5 days old

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs ...

Oh no its Jim Carey from Shipscook 10 days old

Well fuck me if the Christmas lights are not up in Oxford Street Its really just a puff for for that new film version of A Christmas Carol with the ...

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker from Shipscook 10 days old

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis ...

Spooky Stuff Already from Shipscook 11 days old

We had fog last night for the first time in ages and when I left the house this morning all the spider's webs were covered in dew, the pictures don't ...

BNP on Question Time from Shipscook 18 days old

No matter how horrible Nick Griffin's policies are,in a democracy he has the right to express them. The people who are protesting outside the BBC also ...

Travel Update from Shipscook 19 days old

[ ... ] other news I hear that that in the interests of breaking BAA's monopoly they have sold Gatwick to the company that runs London City Airport ...

Today's News: Vatican Nectar Points, Dodgy Parliamentary Expenses and Boris Island from Shipscook 20 days old

[ ... ] other places in Northern Europe to get some of the folks off planes. Still no news from Boredom Groan or call me Dave about Lemmy's knighthood

Forget the Knighthood lets go for a Peerage from Shipscook 24 days old

I see from the papers that Call me Dave, should he win the next election, is planning to fill the House of Lords with celebs like Kirstie Allsop, hoping ...