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Blasphemy from Shipscook 9 hours old

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect ...

Pudsey Police from Shipscook 11 hours old

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people ...

2012 from Shipscook 7 days old

So the world is going to end in 2012 according to the film. The bad news is that its going to happen after the Olympics

Shipscook is a Prize Winner from Shipscook 9 days old

Howzabout that then - my travel guide to the Paris of Ernest Hemingway has been selected as one of the top Simonseeks travel guides for October and netted ...

I Haz it Off! from Shipscook 14 days old

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no ...

Four Great Religious Truths from Shipscook 15 days old

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should ...

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts from Shipscook 17 days old

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs ...

Oh no its Jim Carey from Shipscook 21 days old

Well fuck me if the Christmas lights are not up in Oxford Street Its really just a puff for for that new film version of A Christmas Carol with the ...

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker from Shipscook 21 days old

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis ...

Spooky Stuff Already from Shipscook 22 days old

We had fog last night for the first time in ages and when I left the house this morning all the spider's webs were covered in dew, the pictures don't ...