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Four Great Religious Truths from Shipscook 3 days old

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should ...

On the Phantom Menace from Shipscook 15 days old

Anyone ever thought about how much better the Phantom Menace would have been if it had been mashed with On the Buses, after all didn't Natalie Portman's ...

Dolphin Bathrooms from Shipscook 19 days old

Just seen an ad for Dolphin Bathrooms. What a daft product. They live in the bloody sea.

Today's News: Vatican Nectar Points, Dodgy Parliamentary Expenses and Boris Island from Shipscook 20 days old

A couple of things tickled me from the papers today First the story about how the Pope plans to make it easier for old farts from the Anglican community ...

OW from Shipscook 25 days old

Had flu jab in one arm. "would you like Pneumonia?" says the nurse "Er OK" Slight fluey feeling this morning On the tube this morning ow ow ow ow ...

A Knighthood for Lemmy from Shipscook 26 days old

Gordon Brown has yet again let the great British public down by ignoring a petition to grant Lemmy a knighthood in favour of a few people who can run ...

Old Nick's challenge from Shipscook 26 days old

I mostly listen to Metal, punk, goth, psycho, country, blues, rock n roll and a bit of 60s Motown, reggae, folk and classical. So I was a bit stumped ...

Rumbling in the 1000 Acre Wyrdwood from Shipscook 34 days old

I was just settling down to watch a rerun of Top Gear with Mab and Old Nick when the doorbell rang. It was my alcohol dependent friend Spudsey with ...

London Underground what's the point? from Shipscook 44 days old

We just got back into London's Kings Cross from Edinburgh only to discover that the District, Hammersmith and City, Metropolitan and Circle lines were ...

Twatter from Shipscook 47 days old

How about this for an idea a social networking site where instead of poking you get someone to go round to someone's house and twat them?