bonkers britain

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here from Shipscook 2 days old

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a ...

X Factor from Shipscook 7 days old

Blimey I have never watched the X Factor before ever, but tonight the Powder Monkey was watching it and she is only nine. I think I must be in shock, ...

Train Announcements from Shipscook 11 days old

These are genuine announcements made over the train tannoy on our very long journey up to Edinburgh the other week "There will be some sort of service ...

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on from Shipscook 16 days old

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous ...

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts from Shipscook 17 days old

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs ...

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker from Shipscook 22 days old

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis ...

A Letter from No.10 arrives from Shipscook 25 days old

Dalek Sek was excited. "You have a letter from the Prime Manager's office" he said his eye stalk taking in next door's For Sale notice "I see no one ...

BNP on Question Time from Shipscook 30 days old

No matter how horrible Nick Griffin's policies are,in a democracy he has the right to express them. The people who are protesting outside the BBC also ...

Travel Update from Shipscook 31 days old

My guide to Krakow is now up on the Simonseeks website if you want to read it you will find it here http://www.simonseeks.com/travel-guides/dachshunds-and-dragons-krakow__117887 In ...

Today's News: Vatican Nectar Points, Dodgy Parliamentary Expenses and Boris Island from Shipscook 32 days old

A couple of things tickled me from the papers today First the story about how the Pope plans to make it easier for old farts from the Anglican community ...