bears

Pudsey Police from Shipscook 22 hours old

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people ...

Rumbling in the 1000 Acre Wyrdwood from Shipscook 45 days old

[ ... ] surprised you alcohol sodden stinky old bears, but hang on what happened to owl?" Rude Bert shuffled on his feet before handing over the phone

Spudski's Bear Shop from Shipscook 74 days old

Well blow me down if the first thing I saw in Krakow wasn't my cousin Spudski. "Well hello cousin, you look a bit stern if I may say" "Da and with ...

Spudsey's Amsterdam Shame from Shipscook 80 days old

Another city trip and yet another tale of degradation. It started out alright, Shipscook even managed to avoid having an argument with the security ...

Spudsey's Berlin Tale from Shipscook 185 days old

[ ... ] likes bears there. So fresh off the plane I applied for a job at an ice cream parlour, but they had to let me go because of my mobility ...

Bears from Shipscook 319 days old

I'm afraid Spudsey has been back on the sauce again, has this bear got no respect for his transplanted liver? Anyhow he rolls in two sheets to the wind ...

What I will be watching Over Christmas from Shipscook 332 days old

Dalek Sek arrived with my Interdimensional TV Guide as Spudsey and I were having our early morning cup of tea. "Morning postie" I said "how are you?" "Mustn't ...

Thank you Gordon from Shipscook 364 days old

Opened a letter this morning expecting it to be another bill or an invitation for some financial crap I don't want and read Dear Shipscook You are ...

Midsummer Murders from Shipscook 370 days old

I love this show. Yesterday Joyce joined an art class run by John Sessions "Oh dear someone is going to die" I said. "I bet its Maureen Lipman" threw ...

What's that Smell from Shipscook 384 days old

I went into Spudsey's room this morning and nearly gagged on the pong. "Blimey you smelly old bear what have you been up to?" I asked "Well me and ...