These are genuine announcements made over the train tannoy on our very long journey up to Edinburgh the other week
"There will be some sort of service provided"
"There is only one piece of bacon left" (this was at 9,40 am)
"The trolly dolly is both cantankerous and grumpy"
I know National Express are losing the franchise for the East Coast Line, but still...
technomist

Lol