My thanks to a Canadian friend for this

Four Great Religious Truths

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should
remember these four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.

4. Mennonites do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.