Dalek Sek was excited.

"You have a letter from the Prime Manager's office" he said his eye stalk taking in next door's For Sale notice "I see no one is interested in buying next door still" he added.

"Well the local paper did put that mystery tear in the time space continuum that their shed disappeared through on the front page" I replied. "Along with the strange circle you left on their lawn when you executed that last emergency temporal shift"

"Yeah thanks for for keeping mum about that"

"Anyway I thought you lot were on strike"

"I'm not union"

"Oh I didn't realise, what about the pickets"

"I exterminated them, c'mon open it obey"

so

Dear Shipscook

I am writing on behalf of the PM to thank you for your recent letter, in which you propose Lemmy for an honour.

I should explain that the PM himself does not have have a direct role in putting names forward for consideration, blah blah write to: Honours and Appointments Secretariat, Cabinet Office, Admiralty Arch, Southside, The Mall, London, SW1A 2WH.

I suppose wee Gordon is still trying to decide what kind of biscuit to have with his morning coffee so fair enough I can do that.

But then I got to thinking if the PM does not have a role in the selection process who did propose all of B.Liars mates then? And does that also mean that Call me Dave will have to find someone other than himself to nominate Kirsty Allsop. And then what happens if she does not like the wallpaper, wants to sell up and move?

Imagine a cabinet meeting for the future Tory Government

Call me Dave: "Bloody Hell lads what can we do Boredom Groan has left us all in the shit with not a penny more to give to our rich friends in the city"

Baroness Kirsty "I know whay don't we sell this drafty old place and relocate to somewhere nice and warm like Bulgaria's Black Sea coast"

George Osbourn: "Brilliant then we can use the left over cash to prop up the banks so they can afford to dish out huge bonus payments to all of us with non-executive directorships"

All "Hoorah! Second home in the sun on expenses, all round"

Call me Dave: "What do you think Lord Kilmister of Leamington?"

Lemmy (for it is he):

And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate