Now don't scoff it could happen.

TV's potty science pundit Adam Hart-Davis is a direct descendent of Lady Elizabeth Fitzclarence the daughter of King William IV (Silly Billy) and his mistress Dorothea Bland AKA Mrs Jordan.

Now Silly Billy didn't have any kids on the right side of the blanket which is why his niece became Queen Victoria, but wouldn't it have been more fun if he'd made an honest woman of Mrs Jordan? C'mon a man who wears odd socks can't be any worse than one who talks to trees!

Hart-Davis is also related to Call me Dave, well you can't have everything can you?