1 If you could be any sort of book, Why?
A Victorian high adventure pastiche with loads of guns, vampires and explosions, because its the kind of thing I like to read.
2 How many Cities have all the people you will call friends in your life thought about living in?
Dunno but I suspect the following: Sydney, Cairns, New York, Homg Kong, San Francisco, Oslo, Berlin, Prague, Edinburgh, Copenhagen, Amsterdam,
3 You are in a dark ally at midnight with no way out, and in front of you is a ravening Vampire. All you can find to use as potential weapons are the rind from a Parmesan cheese, a soggy coppy of "Rubber Donkey Monthly" and the stone from an Olive. Do you
A- Shit your self.
B- Wake up screaming.
C- Wake up screaming and shit yourself.
Is this the Ingrid Pitt sort of vampire? might soil myself in a slightly different manner if it is.
4 If all the Virgins in the world were laid end to end, would it make a good video?
Not if its method acting
5 How old were you on your tenth birthday?
Oh ha ha ha fucking ha
6 There is no such thing as saliva, when you eat your teeth are actually crying - discuss.
Fuck off
7 You are at a dinner party and have finished the wonderful meal prepared lovingly by your hosts and are sitting back feeling replete and ready for an after dinner drink. Just then a huge silver back Gorilla burst roaring into the room and throws the hostess face down over the table and begins to take her vigorously from behind. Bearing in mind that you have just lit up a rather fine Cuban cigar, do you take a Port, Brandy or Sherry?
Now how wide is this table then?
