Ring Ring
"Hello Russian Telecom how can I help you"
"Hello I'm moving to a new address and would like to set up phone and broadband services."
"OK customer can I have your name please?"
"Mr Vladimir Lenin and my partner Mr Leon Trotsky"
"And what is the new address?"
"The Winter Palace St Petersburg"
"Let me just call that up on the screen there Mr Lenin. terrible weather we are having right now isn't it? got anything good planned at the weekend?"
"Well me and the boys are just hanging loose nothing too revolting"
"I have the details on the screen now, a Mr N Romanov and family are listed at this address at present"
"Yes they are moving to Siberia and I'm taking over the rental"
"OK Mr Lenin we have done that for you, I have terminated Mr Romanov and his family and your phone and broadband will be up and running by November anything else we can do for you?"
"Not today thanks"
"Thank you for calling RT"
2008-07-21 @ 23:42