I have had to research some legendary animals for one of the products I am working on and some of the stuff is pretty weird.

Try this the Bonnacon is a bull like animal with the mane of a horse and turned around horns. Not too strange yet I admit but if you get it scared at can crap poo that burns over a distance of three furlongs.

Hmm think the peasants have been on the ergot of rye milord