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Bonnacon

by Shipscook @ 2008-05-13 - 14:01:58

I have had to research some legendary animals for one of the products I am working on and some of the stuff is pretty weird.

Try this the Bonnacon is a bull like animal with the mane of a horse and turned around horns. Not too strange yet I admit but if you get it scared at can crap poo that burns over a distance of three furlongs.

Hmm think the peasants have been on the ergot of rye milord


 
 

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2008-05-13 @ 14:43

Awhatthefucknow?

Jeeez.

Thank god they were only mythical.

bunnybunbunbunbunnybunbunbun [Member]
2008-05-13 @ 16:12

my friend Nick can almost do that some nights although luckily it is just a terrible smell that burns your eyes and not actual poo but it does seem to be able to travel a very long way

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