I have had to research some legendary animals for one of the products I am working on and some of the stuff is pretty weird.

Try this the Bonnacon is a bull like animal with the mane of a horse and turned around horns. Not too strange yet I admit but if you get it scared at can crap poo that burns over a distance of three furlongs.

Hmm think the peasants have been on the ergot of rye milord

Fantastic picture of those Bobfocs from Sex in the City at last night's London premiere of the film version of that tedious nonsense about shoes and shagging, on the front page of today's Metro.

Kim Cattrell looks like she has a had green spikey hairdo thanks to the position of the plume on Sarah Jessica Parker's magnificently stupid hat.

An excellent testimony to the Picture Editor's art