Driving home through Hackney I spied a little dog step off the pavement into the road. His Neanderthal owner started shouting at him and when the dog returned walloped him as did the idiot's girlfriend.

People like that don't deserve to have animals. If the poor creature had been on a lead, as any responsible owner should have a dog in an urban environment, it would never have happened. And the poor little creature should have been praised for coming back when called not walloped. What a pair of lowlife scum those two were.

Then I witnessed an idiot cyclist shoot a red light and then swear at the oncoming motorist into who's path (and right of way) he steered before almost running down a bunch of pedestrians on a zebra crossing, who had the temerity to think that they were safe what with the lights being in their favour and everything. While I agree cycling is very green I am puzzled as to why so many cyclists are such a bunch of psychotic selfish bastards who think the highway code only applies to motorists and that pedestrians are merely targets.