Well I was bloody right wasn't I.

so I goes and hides right and he finds me under the chest in the clipped one's room and so he chases me down the stairs but there's this old one who grabs me and they put me in a basket and then in the car to the place where they torture cats with pins called boosters and stuff.

And when I get there there are lots of wolves again and some poncey hairy cat that won't be much cop at fighting so I gives him screws and he goes miaow and gives me screws back but I could have had him good and proper the wuss I could and then this wolf comes and looks at me and I can't get to him and give him a clip cos I'm in this cage which is just as well cos I could have had him too. Then this bloke gets hold of me and looks in mouth and up me ears and holds my eyes open just in case I have hidden some food in them I guess he was hungry like and then he looks at me scabs and says they is getting better so he gets the fat cook to hold me and sticks pins in me back.

I was well happy to get back in me cage and had a little sing song on the way back thinking about how I was going to go and visit the neighbors when I got back, but it stated raining so I thought I'd blog my tale for all you hep cats out there while the cook listens to that bloody racket he calls music. Better go the Suns come out "Oi Cook Me Out and quick about it."