Top American director Martin Scorcese, not content with his latest picture about the Rolling Stones will soon be tackling a real life British superhero Mr Ben

Opening scene

Ben (Harvey Keitel) and his girlfriend Monica (Uma Thurman) are fleeing down the streets of Manhatten after a drugs deal has gone bad, the Feds got the cash, and Jamaican mob leader (Samuel L Jackson) is after Ben's blood.

Spying Vinne's Fancy Dress Shop Monica and Ben crash through the door. Vinne (Joe Pesci) is hanging up a jester's costume.

Monica "Hey Vinne, gotta fuckin disguise, da mob is fast on our heels"

Ben "Yeah we is gonna be brown bread if dey catch us and no fuckin mistake"

Vinne "here go inda changing room and put on dese Jester's threads and step through da coitains, you'l be safe den"

Ben "Your shittin me man"

Vinne "No man I ain't shittin you man, an I might jus be gonna save your fuckin good for nuthing life"

Monica "Shit Tony, he ain't shittin nobody man, get in da fuckin changing room wid you"

Scene fades