While trying to snooze on our flight this morning the stewardess reads through the delights on offer in the Easykiosk

"A selection of sandwiches and wraps, biscuits...yada, yada,yada ..... And we have hot bacon bloomers!"

Well I know they have recently redesigned the flight crew uniforms, but I didn't need to know that!

What kind of person puts cress in an All Day Breakfast sandwich?

Pret a Manger at Stansted Airport that's who and whats more they charge a whopping £2.90 for the sandwich which has what I can only describe as having a merest smidgeon of bacon, sausage and tomato ketchup in it, in fact by my book that makes it more of an egg and cress sandwich. Now when I used to buy an All Day Breakfast at Cornerstones in Old Street it was about 50p cheaper and packed with the unhealthy porcine delights.

And another thing why are all the sandwiches in Stansted's Pret filled with poncey stuff like panda and rocket or watermelon and dolphin, so you can't get a cheap one like cheese and Branston while being held prisoner after security, that's why, I suspect.