Further to my Up yours Spice Girls and Take That post if anyone would like to nominate any artist(s) who deserve to have his or her head(s)stuck up a dead bear's arse this is the place to do it.

Well every day at Weird Inc is a bit of an adventure and we set out in the velvet darkness this morning with one of Mr Fox-Talbot's special recording devices in the jolly boat's cabin to preserve the memories for all you folks in blogland.

As we neared the outer margins of the metropolis the sun rose through the trees to illuminate the forest

Looking up we saw this weird mushroom shaped cloud "You crazy fools" cried Spudsey from the back "You went and did it".

"Don't be daft you silly old bear, there was no shockwave and we haven't been vapourised, its just a cloud" I replied "Now look at this lovely pond with its ducks, geese and water rails."

On we drove into the depths of the city joining the traffic jam at the Ken Livingstone memorial Olympic Earth mound, then passing all the lovely sights of Hackney and Shoreditch to arrive at our destination. Having moored the boat, with a spring in my step I trudged enthusiastically to Weird Inc HQ ready for yet another fun packed day.

Wow fantastic media coverage for the one off Led Zeppelin gig, front page pics on several nationals, TV News programmes, all the proper music mags etc.

Just shows what a bunch of wrinkles who can play their own instruments and write their own material can do, even without the attention of the arse licking celebrety mags. Or perhaps I missed John Paul Jones whingeing about Jimmy Page telling him how to bring up his kids and the Heat exclusive on Robert Plant's boob jobs.

Real music for real people, the Spice Girls, Take That, Simon Cowell and all the manufactured X-Factor rubbish should start greasing their necks and looking for that dead bear right now.