1. Which band would you like to see reform?
The Gun Club might be a problem as Jeffrey Lee Pierce is dead, but its my blog my rules

2. What are your thoughts on the Spice Girls and Boyzone reunions?
Don't care its all football to me.

3. What's the best British band of all time?
Motorhead

4. Which band would you like to see split up and why?
This is a loaded question as you have the danger of each of the former members starting a solo career I'd rather the shit records were confined to just one band.

5. Friday fill-in: If I formed a band I would call it Fat Yeti and the Dog's dinner and I would be the Fat Yeti

Odd Billy: "Hello and welcome to a Managerwatch special. Tonight I'm joined by Hrolf Grabbitz as we return a manager to his natural environment over to you Hrolf"

Hrolf cradling a pink shirted, chino clad creature to his chest "Gdday viewers as Billy says tonight this little fella is being turned loose back with his own kind. Abandoned as youngster he was nurtured by ordinary workers, but now he thinks he has evolved beyond his fellows and its time for him to roam free"

"How do you think he's going to do Hrolf?"

"Well we knew he had to go back to his own kind when the workers turned on him after he mentioned a spreadsheet and looked covetously at a new Lexus, but what finally forced our hand was when he wanted to take them all on a team building exercise to a hotel in the middle of nowhere with very expensive drinks and shit food."

"That's serious stuff Hrolf and could have had disaterous consequences, but now" Billy opens the gates out into the conference room "its time fo him to go, yes there he goes blue tooth on his head flashing into life, chittering gibberish, goodbye little fella"

"Yes just look into the little fellas eyes, he's nervous, but don't worry it won't be long before he turns British industry into a right Cake and Arse Party!.

When the Queen applies for a job - don't gasp she might have to if Scotland goes independent-

Alex Salmond: "Now Mrs Windsor what do you think you can bring to this job?"

The Queen: "Well my family and I have been in this kind of business for several years."

- do you think that when she prints off her CV, instead of a passport photo she pastes a stamp on it.