I saw this on the side of a van today

"The answer's yes.

Now whats the question?"

What a load of corporate cock, so its yes to

"Are cat's made of liquorish?"

"can you get pregnant by eating custard?"

"Why do dog's like licking their parts?"

"Are chips any good for radiation shielding?"

"Are we getting paid a lot for this kind of crap?"

Yes is the correct answer to only one of these I suspect

For that special celebratory morning try this.

Night before, put a bottle of Champagne or Cava in the fridge.

In the morning.

Beat six eggs together with a few chopped chives and a twist or two of black pepper, melt some butter in a pan and scramble them.

Make some fresh coffee and toast some decent bread (not that sliced rubbish). Butter the toast, layer a slice of smoked salmon (Sainsburys have Alaskan wild caught smoked salmon on special offer at the moment) over the toast and serve with the scrambled eggs.

Uncork the Fizz and serve up, in bed naturally.

To make an impact why not slip on a bit of John Barry say the theme from On Her Majesty's Secret Service, speaking of which check out the splendidly atmospheric Gothic/Steam Punk version by Vernian Process

http://www.gothpunk.com/formaldihyde/vernianprocess.html

Just the thing if Bond was to join the ranks of the undead and if you think that's a bit crazy try reading Kim Newman's Dracula Cha Cha Cha!

Better follow that up with a Cook's Bloody Hell Mary!