Aren't our political leaders funny, now they are falling over themselves to admit to smoking dope at university in a frenzy of better fess up before the media find outness. Imagine the Labour Party Press Office:

Spin Dr One: "Well this will make us look trendy for Guardian readers and make us look cool to the kids"

Head of Spin: "Oh blimey none of the Guardian readers support us anymore you idiot, not since we started to erode civil liberties and turn the country into a paranoid police state, what about the Daily Mail readers who actually got us elected",

Spin Dr Two: "Er better say we didn't enjoy it, it was stupid and we regret it now then"

Head of spin: "Brilliant the redtops will fall for that."

Well if they didn't like it why did they do it? Was it because everyone else was doing it? Good to know the country is in the hands of people who succumb so easily to peer pressure, but then we are talking about a bunch of people who just did whatever Tone asked whatever they used to believe in.

Rant over

We got taken to the new Harry Potter film as a reward for being busy little workers the other day.I was a bit sceptical about whether I would enjoy it, as I have never read the books, didn't really like the last film much, hate quidditch (Its sooooooo boring) and can't stand bloody child actors.

However I really enjoyed it, I think because the kids had grown up a bit, the story was a bit dark, there wasn't any bloody quidditch and the grown up actors are very very good especially Alan Rickman.

Won't spoil it for anyone by revealing the plot though.

In other news one of my work pals had a voice mail from Fenella Fielding (OK some of you will be going who, but then you will be too young to remember, Old Nick will know who I mean). Wow she still made me go all wobbly even though she must be over 70 by now. How many fags has she had to smoke to sound like that!