"You have just got to see the drier in those toilets" my designer buddy says to me in Jamie Oliver's 15 Restaurant "Its worth a waz just to use it"

So I set off and its one of Mr Dyson's air blade driers, where a narrow blade of high pressure hot air has your paws dry in a matter of seconds.

Back to the table and "Blimey you are right, that's amazing" I exclaim.

"Well you know what its like in these exclusive places" says he.

Well come Friday afternoon, I knock off early from work and by the time I get to Walthamstow bus garage realise that I need a wee. So into the gents and strap me, when I go to dry my hands, they have one there too!

Quake in fear Jamie before to long they will be doing lunches too.