9.00 am come aboard the Chocolate Starfish
905 Grog
9.10 Teambuilding - three syndicates: deck swabbing, scouring Cook's copper bottoms and towing the barky with the ships boat
9.30 A lick of the cat with Bosun Gravy
9.45 Mr Padds gives the cat a towell to dry off
10.00 entering the dangerous sloping seas of the Isle of Kevin senior management get out and push
10.30 Spy some ramblers on the coastal; paths, Capt Nick beats to quarters Gunnery practice
11.00 disembark on Isle of Kevin greeted by Doris, more syndicate work cleaning up dog poo, replacing the toilet paper in the tea rooms after the ramblers have gone and washing Kevin's Roller
12.00 Lunch Lobscouse and ship's biscuit (at this point Mrs F goes to the tea rooms for some scones and jam)
12.05 Up Spirits more Grog
12.30 Ship's cat goes into hiding at the prospect of another lick
1.00 Pep talk from Derren Brown about project to toilet train all dogs on Isle by hypnosis
2.00 practical workshop making steps for toy dogs to access toilet bowls
3.00 team building artificial respiration for dogs who fall down the bowl
3.30 Board ship, search for rambers and Grog, sail for home

4pm Capt Nick runs out his plank for nautical fun and games!

4.30 Mrs F from the crow's nest calls "Man agement overboard" and the unruly seamen make all speed for home